Hey M&S, this cracker joke works with "E.T." because it's short for something. You can't just stick "elf" in there. PM - 26 Dec. These little Christmas joke cards are designed to be tucked into home-made Christmas crackers but you can use them in all sorts of ways. Pop them into a lunch. No Christmas is complete without some terrible cracker jokes: we round up 50 of the best (make that worst). Apologies in advance.
Christmas Cracker Jokes
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Santa caught in a revolving door! It's as traditional as buying Baileys and not drinking it, eating too much and depressing yourself watching EastEnders - the Christmas cracker joke is simply a crucial part of the festive season. These cute winter or Christmas bookmarks print four to a page and make a great little hand out in the classroom to encourage reading. A broken drum, you just can't beat it! Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Pin. Cardiff Family's front porch comes crashing down suddenly in accident that could have killed child. Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots.